Download Free Apps & Games @ PHONEKY.com
Subject: ..:::Munna Giri:::..
Replies: 148 Views: 4022
tkmr 15.06.09 - 10:19am
ye munna bhai tou suna tha ,ye munna girl kahan se tapak padi.iska naam Munni begam hona chaiye.. *
crickt20 16.06.09 - 10:30am
Bhai giri se kharcha pani nai chal raha tha na sis.. isliye.. job badal liya he.. don ki job me bahut profit he *
aisha12 17.06.09 - 05:58am
Thnx pavi bedu per mujhe tum k tapkane ki supari mili hai hahaha tmhare he rocket se tm he *
crickt20 21.06.09 - 10:35am
aisha.. *
sana_sa 21.06.09 - 11:37am
aby idhar sub pahly say khesky pary hain to kis ko mamu bana k or kheskay ga amir...
*
crickt20 21.06.09 - 12:44pm
bole to,tum ekdum correct bol rahi ho sana, lekin kisi na kisi ko mamu bana na to parega na.ab tum hi dekh lo ,, tum pehle se hi mamu ho.. tumhe mamu kese bana sakte he) *
aisha12 28.06.09 - 06:03am
Kya chawani k ki bat ki hai bedu /kash sis tapaka dala usko dekho meri dehshat he itni hai palat k he nai aya pavaish *
crickt20 28.06.09 - 06:10am
bahut sukun he don ke job me aisha sis.. *
aisha12 28.06.09 - 07:32pm
Lekin bro kharcha pani kaise chalta hai? *
crickt20 29.06.09 - 05:06am
pure month me ek Din kam karna parta he sis.. ar 1 peti ka jugad ho jata he.. *
aisha12 30.06.09 - 11:14am
Aray wah to mujhe b banna hai munni bhen *
crickt20 30.06.09 - 11:17am
Tum bhi is job k liye apply kar do sis.. *
aisha12 2.07.09 - 07:32am
Me kaise apply karo? *
crickt20 2.07.09 - 07:33am
Me form la ke du kya sis? *
crickt20 31.07.09 - 01:58pm
Bhai ka RESUME
Munna Bhai Supariwala urf crickt20
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation an*lyst (CIA)
Education:
* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 2004
* M.S. (Criminal Sciences ) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA) , August 2006.
Thesis:
On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 2000-Aug 2001
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay , June1990-July1993
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Parti ted in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors & Achievements:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
* Performer of the year in 2006 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.
References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai *
mannu07 31.07.09 - 09:56pm
wow maan gaye crckt bro *
crickt20 3.08.09 - 06:57am
*
aisha12 4.08.09 - 04:55pm
Haila itna kuch *
crickt20 24.08.09 - 03:15pm
mast resume he na sis. *
aisha12 1.09.09 - 09:17am
Bole to ek dam jhakkas *
crickt20 2.09.09 - 06:23am
Apun ek mast restorent open karne ko soch rela tha ,, par RAMADAN aane se abhi thoda aur sochne beth geyla hu *
aisha12 6.09.09 - 06:12am
bedu ek bat to batao ramzan me to ap logo ko band kar dete haina to ap bahar kaise reh gaye? *
crickt20 9.09.09 - 11:12am
Me he na Shariif Shaitan hu isliye *
aisha12 9.09.09 - 11:54am
shaitan sharif b hote hain? *
crickt20 9.09.09 - 12:00pm
q sis? tumne kabhi nai dekhe? *
dilinas 9.09.09 - 03:50pm
Would u like cricket? *
aisha12 10.09.09 - 01:37am
Dekhe kya mene to suna b pehli br hai *
crickt20 10.09.09 - 09:59am
Of course i like crickt@dilinas
ab sun liya na sis.. to ab dubara mat kehna ki nai suna@aisha sis *
aisha12 10.09.09 - 06:45pm
ok bro *
crickt20 12.09.09 - 08:36am
aaj kal dhandha kuchh jyada hi manda ho gaya he *
sajjal 12.09.09 - 09:23am
Sahi bol rela hai bedu *
crickt20 13.09.09 - 11:54am
aaj sham ki ifatri ka jugaad bhi badi mushqil se hua he...Aaj kal shareef log milte kaha he.. *
aisha12 13.09.09 - 12:01pm
Mamu kisi dukaan dar k kan k niche bajani thi khud he jugad ho jata *
crickt20 13.09.09 - 12:06pm
Par roza rakh ke Dadagiri nai kar pata na..
*
aisha12 14.09.09 - 12:52am
Phir aftar k baad ziada energy se bajana warna dhanda chopat ho jayega *
crickt20 14.09.09 - 10:57am
(bulb) idea bura nai he *
aisha12 14.09.09 - 02:05pm
sade nal raho gay te Aish karo gay *
crickt20 15.09.09 - 08:26am
Ishq ??? wo to mujhe kabhi nai hoga.. *
aisha12 15.09.09 - 10:01am
ishq nai aish bedu dhandha na hone ka sadma dimag pe lay lia hai kya *
crickt20 16.09.09 - 10:12am
are!! lagta he dhandhe ka tensn kuchh jyada ho gaya he.. *
kashish8 21.04.10 - 07:47am
amir bhai. *
sana_sa 7.05.10 - 07:56pm
ary asy tension nhe lany ka....bhai...
*
crickt20 10.07.10 - 09:37am
*
crickt20 28.09.10 - 11:37am
koi he kya ??????????? *
vaneeeza 28.09.10 - 01:58pm
Oye bhirhu, apun hai na. *
crickt20 29.09.10 - 05:36am
curcit he ky? *
crickt20 24.09.11 - 06:50pm
Aajkal apun ke area me koi aa rela nahi he *