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Subject: ..:::Funny SMS:::..
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crickt20 5.06.09 - 11:43am
ab ye horlicks kya he?
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aisha12 5.06.09 - 08:35pm
Us ne ye soch k roach khalia galib k. Har cheez meezan me achi lagti hai 
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gendevl 6.06.09 - 07:50pm
Horlicks...boost ka bhai...ab ap pucho ge ye boost kya hota hai... *
crickt20 7.06.09 - 06:25am
nai puchhunga,,Q ki boost is the secret of sachin's energy.. and i hate sachin
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kashish8 7.06.09 - 07:10am
bro n gendevl. *
crickt20 9.06.09 - 07:23am
Ab kya huwa sis? *
kashish8 9.06.09 - 07:45am
Kch nahi hua bro. 
sawal kr kr k pagal krdo sb ko. 
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crickt20 10.06.09 - 09:35am
Sawal kese karte he? *
tkmr 11.06.09 - 09:57am
Aap logon ki umar ho Daraz...
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Ye dua karte hain aap logn ke pyare FARAZ..... *
tkmr 11.06.09 - 10:14am
Aik baat batao hain ye aik RAAZZZZ..
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.Sub se Handsum,Sub se Honhar hain hamare pyare FARAAZZZZZ... *
crickt20 11.06.09 - 11:47am ye faraz kaha milega? *
tkmr 11.06.09 - 12:25pm
Tum kahi b talaash karo leki sindbaad ka jahaazzzz
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jabtak na Dil se yaad karo nahin mileyga tumhe pyara FARAAZZZZ.... *
kashish8 13.06.09 - 10:32am
Tkmr! boht boring jokes the. *
tkmr 15.06.09 - 08:06am
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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tkmr 15.06.09 - 08:07am
Ab tou joke theekh hain MIss KaSiSh... *
tkmr 15.06.09 - 08:10am
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey dont bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
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tkmr 15.06.09 - 08:11am
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
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kashish8 15.06.09 - 09:58am
Lol yeah!! Ab jokes joke jaise hi lg rahe he, wo pehle wale kya apki self creation the? Hmm. *
kashish8 15.06.09 - 10:00am
By da way itz kashish, nt kasish ok *
tkmr 15.06.09 - 10:07am
kya farkh padta hain bolna tou monh se hain na.Koi nai bolte waqt shhhh ki saance chod donga..Happy.. *
tkmr 15.06.09 - 10:24am
Lagta hain aap naraaz hogayi KASHISHJI.Aik bat boldon.. *
kashish8 15.06.09 - 10:49am
Nahi tkmr ji, ab kch mt bolna. *
tkmr 15.06.09 - 11:10am
Nahiiiiiiiii muje Bolna hain,Muje Bolnedona. *
kashish8 15.06.09 - 12:33pm
mere dil k tutne ka sabab puchte ho faraz
koi tmhe kulfi de kr cheen le tb btana *
tkmr 15.06.09 - 12:42pm
Kisne ki jurat ice cream chinne ki aajao isse BAAZ..
Achna Nahin hoga ye sab se kehhi dete hain Pyaare FARAAAz.. *
tkmr 15.06.09 - 12:46pm
Aapko pasand aayega ya nahin joke Faraz
Is lia bolta hon kuch joke_ khaas
Joke b nahin hain Zindagi ka aik kadha such hain..
Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,
Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal
Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,
Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me. *
kashish8 15.06.09 - 12:46pm
6 benefits of not having a GirlFriend.
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1.Save time
2.Sleep well
3.No missd calls
4.No worries
5.No boring sms
6. No telling lies
SukoN he SukoN.* ;)[/i] *
kashish8 15.06.09 - 12:48pm
Nyc shayari tkmr. *
tkmr 16.06.09 - 08:25am
Thnx Kashish... *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 11:06am
Kabhi kabhi let kar sochta hoon FARAZ
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agar beth kar sochoon to kon si qyamat a jaye gi *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 11:07am
Boom, Boomm, Boooooommmm,Booooooooommmmmmmm, Booooommmmmmm, Boooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm, Hat jao faraz ny honda khared le hai- *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 11:08am
Mortein coil dekh kar machar bhi kehte hain FARAZ
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Aisa karo ge to kon aaye ga tere dar pe.- *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 11:09am
Hamari zindagi to andheron mien guzarti hai FARAZ
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Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete hain *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 11:11am
ab to darr lgta ha kholne se bhi daraaz......
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kahin esa na ho k us mein se bhi nikal aye faraz.... *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 11:31am
hath zakhmi hoay kuch apni hee khata thee faraz
mainay kissmat kee lakeeroun ko mitana chaha.. *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 11:33am
Faraz kee shairi ki bharpoor kamyabi k baad ab pesh hai faraz ki bhen farzana..
Irshaad hai:
Kon kehta hai main pagal houn farzana,
A for apple B for Banana. *
tkmr 16.06.09 - 12:48pm
Kashish isko mein acha joke kahon ya bura samujh nahin aata.Tum bataona.PLjj.... *
kashish8 16.06.09 - 03:25pm
Ap kuch mat kaho tkmr *
tkmr 17.06.09 - 10:21am
Kyun nahin bolon Miss Kashish1... *
kashish8 17.06.09 - 10:51am
Kch na kch bolna zaruri he kya tkmr ji? *
tkmr 17.06.09 - 11:11am
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. Look, she reacted. We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other. You're wrong, the young man replied. For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account. *
tkmr 17.06.09 - 11:13am
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree? I don't know, responded the other. I'll ask him. So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade? Intelligence, the boss said. What do you mean, intelligence'? The boss said, Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can. The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, That's intelligence! The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, What did he say? He said we are down here because of intelligence. What's intelligence? said the friend. T he ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, Take your shovel and hit my hand *
tkmr 17.06.09 - 11:14am
Agar kahani lambi hain tou mein Aapke lia Bus aapke lia choti kahaniya post karonga.. *
tkmr 17.06.09 - 11:21am
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to the hole digger, I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again! The hole digger replied, Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today *
kashish8 17.06.09 - 11:44am
this iz a nice one. *
tkmr 17.06.09 - 11:50am
Chalo shukar hain Ma'm ko kuch tou pasand aaya..
Thnx Ma'm Kashish.. *
gendevl 24.06.09 - 09:08am
Ek hathi ne ek cheunti ko romantic mood main chhera to cheunti ghuse main hathni k pas gai or boli k apne shohar ko samjha lo warna mard hamare ghar main b hote hain... *
aisha12 24.06.09 - 09:54am
(rolf) nice devl g *
gendevl 24.06.09 - 07:24pm
Haha thanx aish *
kashish8 26.06.09 - 10:30am
Ek Pathan Bandooq ley kar Machhli
k shikaar karny Jungle main gaya.
Confused? 
Don't take tension.Woh Pathan hai, Kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
Geo Pathan. 
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