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Subject: ..:::Funny SMS:::..
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cng 8.04.09 - 11:07am
Zarday Aur Zardari mein kia farq hy ... ?
Ek ko Khushi mein khatey hyn
Aur
Duusra Khushion ko kha jata hai.
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cng 8.04.09 - 11:08am
Me to aik hi baar Shiri Rehman ko dekh k muskaraya tha Nawaz
Zardari ne kuch aur hi samajh k mujhay Na Ahal qarar de dia!!!!
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cng 8.04.09 - 11:34am
aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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ali_19 9.04.09 - 07:42am
A Sikh family received the coffin of their dead father from UK with a letter on top:
i m sending Abba's body & with it the gifts u asked for.
Under Abba's body r 12 packs of chocolate,
10 packs of gum
& 8 packs of badam.
Abba is wearing a pair of Reebok shoes for pappu
& a baseball hat 4 Chachu.
There r 2 handbags 4 Bilo n Rano in each arm.
Abba is wearing 6 shirts & socks 4 da kids & has the red necklace around his neck for Bina bhabi.
Munna's ring is one the left hand & Phupha g & Sameer bhai watches on each arm.
Now if there is anything i missed plz let me know bcoz Amma is also very sick, *
mehak.pk 9.04.09 - 09:46am
Jo front pe teir rhi hai wo mada hai or jo uska peecha teir rha hai wo nur hai.because fish nature just like human nature... 
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cng 9.04.09 - 05:37pm
wah ji wah hosakta hai iska answer tu muje bhi nai pata tha
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cng 9.04.09 - 05:47pm
surjeet nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
MY BESY FRIEND ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai MY FATHER ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k MY BEST FRIEND ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.
Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is charan singh.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much.
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cng 9.04.09 - 05:50pm
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janutum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe
*Love after Marriage*
baghairtaAj tu nahe ya me nahe
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cng 9.04.09 - 05:52pm
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!
ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
Well roam, well loaf, well sing, well dance well
freak, baby,what else?
SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam .
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cng 9.04.09 - 05:54pm
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki ham Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
BHAI
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cng 9.04.09 - 05:58pm
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
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cng 9.04.09 - 06:00pm
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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cng 10.04.09 - 08:23pm
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali.
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cng 10.04.09 - 08:24pm
Log kehte hain k PYAR itna bhi mat karo k Girl Friend sar pe sawar ho jaye.
Magar Hum kehte hain k pyar itna karo k Girl Friend ki Friend bhi tumhare sath FARAR ho jaye.
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cng 10.04.09 - 08:25pm
Har kamyabi pe apka naam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga..,
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cng 10.04.09 - 08:27pm
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:12pm
Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:
1. My child learnd MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE.
2. I find only
RE-CYCLE BIN but no
RE-MOTORCYCLE BIN
3. I see MS OFFICE but i want to use this softwre @ home so i need MS HOME.
4. Finally, how is dat ur name is GATES but u r selling WINDOWS.
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:16pm
If you r an
Ice Cream
u r so sweet
If u r a
Teddy Bear
u r so soft
If u r a
*Star*
u r so bright
if you r my
*Friend* :)
oh my
*GOD*
you r so
LUCKY
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:17pm
Dosti k safar me koi tanha nhi hoga
Chalo gey dhoop me saya nhi hoga
Dosti ko jtaen gey boht se chahne wale
Kbi tum azma lena koi hum sa nhi hoga.
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:18pm
Agr tUm 1 Pencil bN kR kSi kI khUshiyan nAi Likh sAkte.
To kOshish kaRo k 1 Acha Rubber bAno jO kSi kA ghUm mIta sAke.
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:19pm
Plz apna ghar check karlein.!
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Asif zardari ne T.V
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Har ghar se Bhutto niklay ga
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cortex 11.04.09 - 08:03pm
Friend in need is a Friend indeed...
So if i need u, be there f0r me...
&
If u need me then...
Remember!
GOD helps those who help themselves...:-) *
cng 12.04.09 - 04:07pm
Little Child's Prayer on New Year Eve
O Lord!
In this Year, Please send clothes.
For all the poor ladies in Dad's Computer.
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cng 12.04.09 - 04:10pm
Agr tum paas hoty To,
Krm ki inteha krty,
Tumhein palkon pe rakhty hm,
Tumhein dil m bsaty hm,
Agr tum rooth jaty to,
Tumhein kitna mnaty hm,
Tumhari ghaltiyon ko b,
hansi m hm urra dety,
Agr apni khata hoti,
To khud ko hi sza dety,
Mgr ye sb jabhi hota...!!
AGR TUM PASS HOTY TO!.
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cng 12.04.09 - 04:12pm
Hum Apne Pyar Ka Izhar Is Liye Nahi Karte Hain
Q K Hum UnKi Haan Ya Na Se Darte Hain
Agar Unho Ne KarDi Haan To Khushi Se Marr Jyen Ge
Agar Unho Ne KarDi Na To Ro Ro K Marr Jyen Ge
Baat Ye Nahi K Hum Apni Maut Se Darte Hain
Hamari Maut Par Na Beh Jaye Un K Aanso
Hum Un Aansoun Ki Qadar Karte Hain....
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cng 16.04.09 - 10:31am
Fantastic Definitions:
School: A place where papa pays and son plays,
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich,
Marriage:It's an agrement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & woman gets her masters,
Doctor: A person who kills your ill by pill & kills you by Bills
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cng 16.04.09 - 10:32am
Girl's Father: Me nai chahta k meri beti poori zindgi aik gadhay k saath guzaray
Boy: Bus uncle, isi wajah se to main usay yahan se le janay aya houn
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kashish8 16.04.09 - 01:33pm
gud joke lol. *
cng 21.04.09 - 02:25pm
Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.
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cng 24.04.09 - 11:59am
EK DIL WALON KI BASTI THI,
JHAHAN CHAND AUR SORAJ RAHTAY THAY,
KUCH SORAJ MAN KA PAGAL THA ,
KUCH CHAAND SHOKH AUR CHANCHAL THA,
BASTI BASTI PHIRTAY THAY AUR HER PAL HANSTAY RAHTAY THAY,
PHIR IK DIN DONO RUTTH GAY,SARAY SAPNAY TOOT GAY,
AB CHAND BHI US WAQT ATA HA,
JAB SORAJ SO JATA HA,
BADAL SHAB SAY KHATAY HAN,
CHAND K SATH SITARAY HAN
PER SORAJ TANHA RAHTA HA.
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kashish8 24.04.09 - 09:57pm
mind blowing cng!! *
cng 25.04.09 - 03:36pm
Biryani khane ki Dua!
Niyat Krta Hoon Main 4 Plate Biryani Ki,
Vastey 15,20 Boti K.
Bma Zrda,Raita or Salad K.
Munh Mera Deg Ki Taraf.
BISMILLAH
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kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:15am
Mene ro kar us say pocha kya tum ne naya pyar dhond liya hai FARAZ?
Sharma kar boli
BUS ACTIVATE KARNA
Baqi hy..... *
kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:19am
..Oh Jee Kyun bethey ho itney udaas.?.?.?.?
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Thappar maar kar bhaag gya hai
Faraz.?.?.? :-) *
kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:22am
Faraz :
Roothi hy aisy Wo Hum se jaisy Hum such much Usy mana lengy,
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Itna Waqt kon Zaya kary itny mein to hum Dosri patta lengy. *
kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:26am
...Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. .
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Chup jao..
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FARAZ 'TALIBAN' k sath mil gaya hai.
:p
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kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:30am
Nawaz shareef or Zardari bethay thay naraz
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Nawaz shareef or Zardari bethay thay naraz.
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Kyun K Sheri Rehman ko Date pe lay gaya tha Faraz.. *
kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:33am
,,PAGAL Honay Key Aur Bhi RastaY TheY faraz
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Na janeY HameN science se Inter krne Ka hi KhayaaL q Aya.. . 
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kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:37am
Woh apni B.V se ye keh kar door chala gaya
FARAZ
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Dosti door ki achi
Roti tandoor ki achi
Daal masoor ki achi
B.V.Shakoor ki achi
:p *
kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:44am
!!FARAZ
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Naam To Suna Hi Hoga!!! *
kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:47am
Mobile Ne bakhshi hai Urdu shayari ko umr-e-daraz
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Warna ghanta kisi ko pata tha Kn hai FARAZ ! *
kashish8 4.06.09 - 08:49am
.Gehray samunder main doo gya ik jahaz,
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ander se awaz aye
Mujy to bacha lo salo main hun sms wala faraz... :p
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kashish8 4.06.09 - 04:03pm
Teri Be-Rukhi Ko mai aaj Tak Bhula Nhi Paya.
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Mubark ho Oopr k misry me Faraz Nhi Aaya. *
gendevl 4.06.09 - 09:41pm
Ek moti orat k ghar main chor ghus aya...us orat ne chor ko pakar liya or us k upar charh k beth gai or nokar ko boli bhag k police ko bula k lao.Nokar:bibi g mera juta nai mil rha.Chor:bhai juta mera pehen ja par jaldi ja *
crickt20 5.06.09 - 06:10am
Door kahin sudur se aawaaj aai
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Ye faraz kon he? *
kashish8 5.06.09 - 07:44am nyc joke gend... // faraz sms king he bro 
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crickt20 5.06.09 - 08:16am
SMS k bhi king hote he? mujhe to aaj pata chala.. *
kashish8 5.06.09 - 08:34am
Yeah bro! Sms k b king hote he khayali dunya me. *
crickt20 5.06.09 - 09:18am
khayali dunia kaha he? *
gendevl 5.06.09 - 10:53am
Amir bhai ap har waqt itne confused q rehty ho?lagta hai ap horlicks nai peetay
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