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Subject: ..:::Funny SMS:::..
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kashish8 31.03.09 - 08:55pm
Or Ab FARAZ ki KamiyAbi k bAd
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PARVEEN SHAKIR ka kALAm Arz hy,
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Wo Mujsy Mila Mera Haal tak na Pucha usny PERVEEN, ,
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Rasgula Metha or Samosa Namkeen ... ;-D 
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1khan1 31.03.09 - 08:59pm
uff faraz bechare ki tu mt maree gayee .us ko tu soney do lahd mein .ye shyree pard pard k tu tardap raha hoga kashish ji *
kashish8 31.03.09 - 09:15pm
Awam Ki Purzor Farmaish Pe
FARAZ In Arabic..
PPP-Hukmaranun takhayelun fi insaana fasada FARAZ !!
Aata- Tunn
Bijli- Sunn
Petrol- Gumm
Bhum-Bhum
Dhamakatun
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kashish8 31.03.09 - 09:23pm
1993 me jb ahmed faraz ka carrier urooj p tha, us ne apne diwan ki taraf ishara krte hue jang news paper ko ek interview me kaha tha, nauzubillah HAZRAT MOHAMMAD ko to bs ek kitab Quran di gayi thi, mjhe teen (3) books mili he. *
priya42 1.04.09 - 04:40am
Great kash ji u r right u r genious. *
priya42 1.04.09 - 04:43am
Hi members i ask u another question .which things is freezed in warm atmosphere. *
priya42 1.04.09 - 04:44am
Great kash ji u r right u r genious. *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 05:04am
KASH,lolzzz
FARAZ,aj bohat khush hoga. marha *
cng 1.04.09 - 06:18am
LUCKNOW Me 2 Bachey Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy.
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy.
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga hazrt.
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cng 1.04.09 - 06:19am
BV: Mein tumhari zindagi ke Kitaab hon..
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Husband: Yehe to afsos hy,
Calendar hoti To haar saal badal leta.
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kashish8 1.04.09 - 06:31am
haya and c.n.g! *
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 06:47am
cng
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sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:36am
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na 
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sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:37am
Dewngi se k*m na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay 
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sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:41am
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an adverti t. *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:42am
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
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sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:45am
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo, *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:45am
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
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sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:49am
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, dont misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.. *
kashish8 1.04.09 - 10:14am
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kashish8 1.04.09 - 11:56am
~ Suna hy wo raato ko jaaga kerta hy FaraZ
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Usy kehna k subah kaam pe tera baap jayega kya? ~
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kashish8 2.04.09 - 03:11am
Ab to 100% khatam ho jaaegen aashiqi k amraaz
suna hai dawat-e-islami me ja rha he Faraz...! *
cng 2.04.09 - 10:54am
Rules for exam:
Har sawaal se datkar ladna,
Fekne mein kami na karna,
Mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna
Aur ek baat yaad rakhna, aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna.
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cng 2.04.09 - 10:55am
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
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kashish8 2.04.09 - 08:02pm
RNow Faraz in Waziristan..!
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Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32bor Faraz, 
Laka Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz))) wala wai wai ! :) 
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cortex 2.04.09 - 08:10pm
V.V.V.V funny. 
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cortex 2.04.09 - 08:19pm
Log to hamari jaan k itne dushman huay FARAZ
K Bathroom k Lotay mein koi lal mirchein daal gaya. *
kashish8 3.04.09 - 10:53am
Pehli baar hamarey ghar woh aaee thi Faraz 
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amma boli...Jao baji key liye bottle ley aaO...!!! 
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kashish8 3.04.09 - 02:05pm
@Main tu yunhi tanha apni masti mai gungunata hoa jaraha tha FARAZ.
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=Us ne mujhe rok kr piyar se kaha..
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Chal Beta Mobile Nikaal ....!! *
cortex 3.04.09 - 08:47pm
1 Sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.
Kisi ne pocha
Sardar G, a keri science ae
Sardar: O yar kadi kadi call katni v ty pendi a..
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gendevl 3.04.09 - 09:51pm
Idhar bold msgs b post kiye ja skte hain?just bit bold vulgur nai i mean? *
gendevl 3.04.09 - 09:57pm
Ab to beghertiyan is kadar barh gain hain nawazsher kalo kasai ka hota hai or nam mera thok dety hain *
gendevl 3.04.09 - 09:58pm
I wil use nawaz in place of faraz *
gendevl 3.04.09 - 10:06pm
Wel kindly kashish ap se requst hai k bagher kisi tasdeek k kisi bat ko kisi bat ko phelany se avoid karo.its sad 2 read ur coments abt da gr8 poet da pride of pakistan ahmad faraz,k us ki jitni insult karo kam karo. *
kashish8 4.04.09 - 04:45am
Tasdeek! Hmm! Gendevil ji, ye baat tardeeqshuda he k ahmed faraz ne ye baat jung news paper ko kahi thi, me apko us newspaper ki date, pg no, and day b bta sakti hu, yeah, i admit, mjhe ye sentence insult kro ni likhna chaiye tha. *
kashish8 4.04.09 - 04:48am
And first of all, me ne yeh baat b apni teacher se discus ki thi, k mre hue insan ka mazak bnana islam me jaiz ni he, to faraz k nam k sms krna b gunaah hoga?
she said, itz nt lyk insult of ahmed faraz. Itz jst a perody of his shayri.
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gendevl 4.04.09 - 08:41am
Nai na u said k us ki insult karo dat means dat u r usng da name of faraz in poetry 4 insultng him...wel 4 me its heart rending 2 c dat all abt faraz and his charismatic poetry...its wot i feel...bt difrnt ppl hav difrnt aproach abt dis.cant say anythng *
gendevl 4.04.09 - 08:46am
A man 2 sardar:whr were u born? Sardar:punjab man:which part punjab? Sardar:oye ki matlb which part,puri body e punjab wich hoi c. *
cng 5.04.09 - 05:50pm
pathan: Express Kitne Baje aati
Hai?
TT: 9 Bajay
pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajay
pthan: Maal Gaddi?
TT: 12 Bajay
TT: Jana kahan hai?
pthan: Patri cross karni hai
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cng 5.04.09 - 05:52pm
Anti Misba ne apne
Pathan husband ko
SmS send kya
I Miss YOU
Bohat sochny k baad
Phatan replied
I Mr. YOU
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cng 5.04.09 - 05:53pm
1admi: Sardar Ji kal maine aapko Phone kya per aapne uthaya kyon nahi?
SardarJi: Kyon uthata?
Ye jo maine 30 rupay kharch kar k Gana lagwaya hai woh tera baap sune ga.
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cng 5.04.09 - 05:59pm
chalo bhai dekhe eska jawab kon de ga?
1 bzurg Admi 1 choti bachi or 1 bakri ko lekr 1 larky k pas gaye
larky ne bzurg se 3 sawal kiye.
1. Apki umar kitni hai ??
2. Ye bakri mujhy kitne ki do gy ??
3. Is larki se apka ky rishta hy ??
3no sawal o ka jawab 1 hi hai
Lekin kya.
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kashish8 5.04.09 - 07:15pm
haha gendevil *
kashish8 5.04.09 - 07:20pm
lolz! cng, ap sochne k liye thorha tym do *
cng 6.04.09 - 03:17pm
ok ! 50 se oopar aur 100 ke darmiaan iska jawab hay. *
kashish8 7.04.09 - 06:15am
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spatzy 7.04.09 - 05:21pm
noassi ..89 , right jawab hai ...lol *
kashish8 7.04.09 - 06:05pm gud joke cng. .wow did u knw ds joke's anz spatzy. . *
cng 8.04.09 - 11:02am
bilkull theek v nice (2dumbsup) *
cng 8.04.09 - 11:03am
JUSTICE ki bahali
ka irada to nhi tha
Zardari...
Lekin Sheerin ki
Bewafai ne
majboor kar diya.
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