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Subject: ..:::Funny SMS:::..
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hayakhan 30.03.09 - 07:34am
PLZ WRITE FUNY N NYC MSGS... *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 07:35am
Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 07:37am
Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say... Im Mind Blowing! *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 07:38am
u r thousand of kilometer away 4rm me,still m watching ur every moment by 3 different chanels...
national geographic
cartoon network
animal planet *
pavaish 30.03.09 - 11:17am
;;~
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spcial tea 1 4 me n 2nd o be mre liye
2mhe pini ey to khud banao or~pilo.ha3 
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pavaish 30.03.09 - 11:22am
Aj tom n jarry ki barsi hai. unki yad mai ye sms kisi ek cartoon ko dikana jaruri ey! mera to ho gya..
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hayakhan 30.03.09 - 12:19pm
NO VALGAR JOKES PLZ.. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 01:55pm
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ckeck karti hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 02:01pm
SARDAR to PAPA: may nay shadi karni hai
PAPA:beta kis say?
SARDAR:papa dadi ma say karni hai.
PAPA:BEGHAIRAT wo meri manh hai
SARDAR:to ap nay meri manh se q ki? *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 02:03pm
student ki bhI FARAZ kya lyf hoti hai
wah wah
wah ji wah
na husband hota hai , na wife hoti hai *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 02:46pm
mat chaho usse hd se ziyada aghaz-e-mohabat se faraz.
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agar us ne sim change krli to kya kroge? 
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hayakhan 30.03.09 - 02:49pm
kash *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 03:34pm
Main khud bhi us larki ko bhulana chahta hoon faraz..
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Par Kya kroon!
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Ammi roz subha 7 badaam khila deti hain
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kashish8 30.03.09 - 03:36pm
haya! Faraz wale sms mjhe boht pasnd he. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 03:38pm
try jehan's jokes topic its ful of FARAZ.hahahaha kash *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 03:39pm
Wow. .let me check haya. . 
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hayakhan 30.03.09 - 03:44pm
unki ankho ko kabhi ghor say daikha hai FARAZ
aik mashriq ki taraf ,dusri maghrib ki taraf hai *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 04:08pm
haya *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 04:09pm
Haqeqt thi par khuwab nikla,
Dor tha par pass nikla,
Mein es baat ko kia kahon
FARAZ..?
Ye zardari to MUSHARAF ka bhe baap nikla. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:10pm
kash,wow is joke ka to maza a gaya, haha *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:12pm
Let me guess what U R doing
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my MSG na.!!
Oh now U R smiling. * *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:14pm
Shama Ro Ro Kar Parwny Se Keh Rahi Hai
Apna Romaal Bhej Do Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 04:19pm
Lolz tankz haya.
Tip of the day:
Always keep ur picture in ur purse,
u knw y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur picture
&say3times
If i can face this,
I can face anything *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:19pm
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:21pm
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:22pm
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 04:22pm
*Tip of the Day*
'Zindagi' aik Cigarette Ki Tarah Hoti Hai,
Enjoy Karo,
Warna,
Jal To Rahi Hai,
Khatam Tu Waisay Bhi Ho He Jai gi.. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:24pm
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:25pm
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 04:26pm
SoN: Main SchoOL Nhi Jaonga, 
Mom: Kyun?
Son: Job Karonga..
Mom: 4TH Class Parh kr Kya Kaam Karo Gy? 
Son: 3rd Class Ki Larkion Ko Tution Parhaonga ;-)
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hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:29pm
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:30pm
KASH *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:30pm
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:31pm
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:32pm
i ht Smg jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY.. *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 04:41pm
Jo ManGo GaY MileGa
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Aankhen
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DiL
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DhaRkan
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ChaHat
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KHuShi
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Dosti...Bus MUHABBATAIN
Nhi MiL SaKti
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Q k UsKi CD Mere Pas Nhi hy...Sorry *
zinia18 31.03.09 - 06:30am
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you ! *
priya42 31.03.09 - 07:45am
Hi can answer my question *
priya42 31.03.09 - 07:49am
Tell me what thing which is present in dil , mann but not in dhadkan 
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kashish8 31.03.09 - 07:58am
Itz amir khan *
zinia18 31.03.09 - 10:13am
aamir khaan *
kashish8 31.03.09 - 10:24am
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hayakhan 31.03.09 - 10:30am
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hayakhan 31.03.09 - 10:31am
lolzzz kash *
kashish8 31.03.09 - 07:42pm
Din rat sms kr kr k esa kr dia tm ny Faraz
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Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon.. : *
kashish8 31.03.09 - 07:49pm
You r a DOG..
Kyu bura laga na?
Bura mat mano yaar,
DOG means..
D = Don
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling?
U Naughty D0G..!
le biscuit kha. *
kashish8 31.03.09 - 08:27pm
Youn dil ki bat karna tou mushlil hai FARAAZ
Isi liye z0ng lo or sb kehdo.... *
kashish8 31.03.09 - 08:35pm
Chalo FARAZ ab yahan se khisko....
Dil mein mere hai dard e disco dard e disco.. 
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kashish8 31.03.09 - 08:40pm
Apne takhallus k copyrights kerwa le Faraz,
bacha bacha isay use kar raha hai Tissue papers 
ki tarah ;) *
kashish8 31.03.09 - 08:45pm
Jo milay khamoshi se kha liya karo Faraz,
Har baar chaaye k sath bisCuit zaroori nahi hotay... 
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kashish8 31.03.09 - 08:49pm
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle hi Baich di Faraz
Kahin Khud Ko na Baichna par jaye Petrol K liye..
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