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Subject: jokes corner
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cng 8.04.09 - 11:31am
Teacher:What is your name?.
Student:Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.
Student:My name is Sunlight.
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kashish8 8.04.09 - 11:46am
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:02pm
Pathan Ne KFC Phone Kiya:
Hello Kfc!!
1 Zinger Burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 Frech Frize!
Bhej Do!
KFC:
G Kis K Naam Pe?
KHAN:
Allah K Naam Py.
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:05pm
1sardar ji ko gadhy ny laat mari
Usy gussa aa gaya
Wo utha or gadhy ko 2-3 laten mar kar bola:
Tu kia samhajta hai, Main tujh sy kam hon...?
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:06pm
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:07pm
Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?
khan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.
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cng 11.04.09 - 07:11pm
A Sardarji goes to a Chinese Restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you cant get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
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cng 12.04.09 - 04:14pm
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON...
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cng 12.04.09 - 04:15pm
Atif Aslam live in an Exam
Kuch is tarah...
Teri copy, meri copy se miladay,
Answer teray...saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,
Tu her ghari her waqt sir k sath raha hai,
Han yeh blood fool abhi kaanp raha hai,
Jo solution hain ye teray...unhain tu mera pata day......!!!
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cng 16.04.09 - 10:27am
Doctor: Sardar G aap k gurday fail ho gaey hain.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha
What a joke,
Meray gurday kabhi school gaey hee nai to pher fail kaisay ho gaey?
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cng 16.04.09 - 10:28am
Police: Kal tumain subah 5 baje phansi dee jaey gee...
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha
Police: Q hans rahay ho?
Pathan: Me to uthta hee 9 baje houn.
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kashish8 16.04.09 - 01:35pm
u rock cng. *
cng 19.04.09 - 07:12pm
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?
Sardar g: Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya
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somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:24am
Chandi Jaisa Rang Hai Tera ..................
Sone Jaise Baal ......................
Chandi Jaisa Rang Hai Tera..................
Sone Jaise Baal ..........................
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Ek Tu Hi Shaitaan Hai Gori...........
Baaki Sub Insaan.................. *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:25am
SINGER :-
Tum Aaye To Aaya MuzHe YaaD
Gali Me Aaj Chand Nikla..........
Tum Aaye To Aaya Muzhe Yaad
Gali Me Aaj Chand Nikla...........
Director :-
Cut ... Cut.... Uchcharran Sudharou..............
Singer :-
Tum Aaye To Aaya Muzhe Yaad
Gali Me Aaj Saand Nikla.........
Gali Me Aaj Saand Nikla..........
Gali Me Aaj Saand Nikla................ *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:26am
Orignal : teri aankho me wo jaadu hai, bin dor khinchaa aata hu,
jaana hota hai aur kahi, teri or chala aata hu...
Modified :
Teri saanso me wo badbu hai...
Soongh k behosh ho jata hu..
Jana hota hai or teri,
pahuch hospital jata hu...
Hehehe *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:28am
Maine Ek Din T.v Me Dekha ( In An Add) Ek Ladka Bathroom Me Brush Kar Raha Tha, Ki Achaanak Bathroom Ka Darwaza Kholker Ek Sunder Si Ladki Haath Me Ek Toothpaste Lekar Puchti Hai Kya Aapke Toothpaste Me Namak Hai ?
Mai Bhi Kal Din Bhar Bathroom Ka Darwaza Kholker Baitha Ke Koi Sunder Si Ladki Aaygi Per Koi Nahi Aaya , Mere Pita Ji Aaye Aur Muzhe Khoob Data............. Bhai............kya Bataye...........yeh T.v. Wale Kya Khoob Banate Hai................. *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:30am
Zara gaur farmaiyega...
Kal mai ek bus se kahi ja raha tha,
rasta bahut kharab tha,bahut saare gaddhhe they sadak me,
bus me ek thodi moti si aurat baithi thi,
veh bahut pareshaan ho rahi thi,
bus me ek gaana chal raha tha.. Hum hain raahi pyaar ke...
Driver bahut he tej chala raha tha bus ko gaddhho me,
jab kaafi der ho gayi aur us moti aurat se raha nahi gaya to vo bahut jor se chillayi,
'arey dheere se nahi chala sakta kya'
aap ab tak imagine kar he chuke honge ki kitni problem ho rahi hogi us aurat ko aur sab savariyo ko bhi...
KAHANI ME TWIST...
Ek gaana shuru hua tabhi k tabhi...
OONCHI NEECHI HAI DAGARIYAAA...
'PATLI' HAI MORI KAMARIYAAA...
ZARA DHEERE CHALO JI...
'BALAM' DHEERE CHALO JI... ! ! *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:32am
EK BAR EXAM. MAIN EK QUESTION THA AAYA HIMMAT KISE KAHTE HAI.TO EK BACHE NE
PURA PAPER KHALI CH**** KAR LAST PAGE PAR LIKH DIYA APNE BAAP KI AULAD HAI
TO PASS KAR KE DIKHA. *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:34am
Bhikhari-allh K Nam Par 10 Rupees Da Do
Shopkeeper- Bhikhari H To 10 Rs Kyon Mang Rha H 5 S Kam Nahi Chalega Kya
Bhikhari- Ni Kyon Ki Mare Girlfriend Ka Zanamdin H
Shop Keeper- Bhikhari Hote Hua B Kya Tare Girlfriend H
Bhikhari- Girlfriend N He To Bhikhari Banaya H.. *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:35am
college rules :
1. Be quite in the class bcoz orther r sleeping
2.Dnt 4get to carry your book bcoz it act as a pillow
3. Be absent to keep the campus clean.
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somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:36am
kadardan,meharban
dekhe mere SMS ka kamaal..
ghanti baji,
BANDAR ne fon uthaya
SMS padha.
ab ye BANDAR sms FORWARD kar k hosyari karega!!
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somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:39am
Wen i sms u
it doesnt mean
u have 2 do d same...
U can also send:
Cash
Fruits
Pepsi
Pizza
Noodles
Chocolates
So START 2day!! 
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somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:40am
Tum jaha bhi jaoge
bahot aage badhoge..
kyuki jidhar bhi jaoge
log tumse kahenge
a-be chal! aage ja *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:45am
The moon said to me -
If your friend is not calling u,
why do not u leave your friend ?
I looked back to the moon and said -
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Ae tu apna kaam karr .. ?!!!!.. *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:48am
Years ago,
People who sacrified their sleep,
Family, food, laughter & joys of life..
Were called soldiers !
But, now they are called..
Shareholders *
somi_01 20.04.09 - 11:49am
Another MOON?
Possible.
Another SUN?
Possible.
Another SKY?
Possible?
Another Friend like U?
IMPOSSIBLE..
Coz..
God cant make same MISTAKE twice.. *
cng 22.04.09 - 06:41pm
Question: What do women and police cars have in common?
Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
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kashish8 22.04.09 - 07:21pm somi and cng. *
swtchoco 9.11.10 - 03:38pm
Punjabi Mother:
Doctor! Doctor!
Mera beta bike se gir gaya..
Dr. I don't know HIndi, speak in English..
Punjabi Mother: My Londa is gironda from Hero Honda.. *
swtchoco 9.11.10 - 03:45pm
Little Girl went to Shop - Jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi karoge ???
Shopkeeper Smiling - Ha kar lunga..
Little Girl - Toh apne hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate b nahi doge.,.! *
crickt20 14.11.10 - 02:57am
Girl's father- me nai chahta meri beti puri jindagi gadhe k sath rahe.
boy friend-isliye to use yaha se le ja raha hu. *
deewanaa 14.12.10 - 09:07pm
he he he he he *
aisha12 15.12.10 - 08:39am
Dewane bhai hanste e rahen gay yar kuch sunayen gay b *
aisha12 18.12.10 - 09:45am
Usne hme pendu keh k hmara dil he tor dia
FARAZ
Hm ny to sirf Bryani per Custard dala tha!
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Lo dasso yarBnday da styl v te hunda a :-P *
