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bulleye1 7.03.09 - 05:46pm
share all ur hilarrious nd stomach hurting jokes here........................ *
bulleye1 7.03.09 - 05:51pm
kch dino sa ma pareshaan tha faraz....
jab dawlance liya to baat bani...
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bulleye1 7.03.09 - 05:53pm
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
Kia kehti hay?
Kehti hay
'I LOVE U 2'
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
*
bulleye1 7.03.09 - 05:54pm
SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?
SARDAR : Pata nahi
Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon.. *
bulleye1 7.03.09 - 05:55pm
Exam mein question tha..
Challenge kise kehte hein?
Sardar ne poore page khaali chor ker last page pe likha,
Apne baap ki aulad hai to Pass kar ke dikha... *
zara18 7.03.09 - 05:56pm
lolz jehan *
bulleye1 7.03.09 - 05:58pm
Main to yunhi khaak main unglian phair raha tha Faraz
doston nay meri ammi say keh dia k faraz mitti khata hai..
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zara18 7.03.09 - 06:04pm
ek doctor ki shadi ek nurse se hogae . . dost ne pucha:suna yar kesi ja rhe hai lyf?. . . . doctor ne kaha:yar kia kahun jb tk sister na kahun sunti he nahe hai *
bulleye1 7.03.09 - 06:11pm
Zindagi mein kamyabi ki menzlen tay karty karty.
Jub kabhi 2 pal ko sans lenay k liye ruko....
Tu Pechy mur k zaror dekhna .
Kia pata?
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.... Dum hi nikal aei ho
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hayakhan 30.03.09 - 07:22am
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 07:23am
A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.
Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 07:27am
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 01:56pm
train station pe ruki:
1 admi ne sath beithd sardar se pucha koansa station hai?
sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch dher baad bola lagta hai railway station hai *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 01:57pm
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . *
kashish8 30.03.09 - 03:46pm
does jehan eat mitti? 
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kashish8 30.03.09 - 03:49pm
Lol u ryt haya!! Itz full of faraz.. 
thanks sweety. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 03:51pm
tnx?? hm.. 
kash,c*m ere *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 03:52pm
jehan drinks only MILK.. 
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kashish8 30.03.09 - 03:55pm
Tankz for telling me dat faraz sahab is sitting and shinning here lol haya. *
hayakhan 30.03.09 - 03:59pm
yeah jehan sahib fair n lovely jo use karnay lag gay hain 
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hayakhan 30.03.09 - 04:01pm
u wana knw da bigest joke of da week? kash *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 10:11am
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
*
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 10:12am
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p *
kashish8 1.04.09 - 10:13am
Lolz yeah i want sweeetu *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 10:13am
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega. *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 10:14am
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 10:17am
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay? *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 11:57am
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide *
kashish8 1.04.09 - 12:21pm
sweetu 
*
ali_19 1.04.09 - 03:33pm
SARDAR :
Beta shaadi k din Susraal wale ghari dein to suit maang lena,
Scooter dein to car maang lena,
Dukaan dein to ghar maang lena....,
BETA :
Dady Larki dein to uski Maa maang lon? *
ali_19 1.04.09 - 06:36pm
1 pathan khudkushi pr TaKreer kr rha Tha
Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga
Khudkushi hram hai
Kufr hai
Gunah hai
Zulm hai
Is se behtr hai k insan zehr kha k mar jae *
spatzy 2.04.09 - 09:00am
Sardar sitting on Top of da mountain n studying , a person askd hey what r u doing ? Sardar replied .. Higher studies ! *
spatzy 2.04.09 - 09:10am
Sardar hotel ja k OmLette ka order denda aey waiter ne puchea : French ,chinese ya spanish liyanwa ? sardar : jera marzi leyaa main keriaan galaan karni ne udey naal ... !!! *
kashish8 2.04.09 - 09:48am
Gud spatzy! Keep sharing 
*
cng 2.04.09 - 10:58am
A sardar went 2 radio shop and started shouting
kamino maine philips ka radio maanga tha
aur isko ON kiya to yeh bolta hai yeh all india radio hai.
*
cng 2.04.09 - 11:01am
wife (on fone) with husband: main ap ki yad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi mar chuki hon, mujhy ami k ghar se leny kab aa rahay hain ap???
husband: bus 15 din k baad jani. *
ali_19 2.04.09 - 12:09pm
'Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman ko dost bana kr dhokha do'. Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari *
ali_19 2.04.09 - 12:11pm
Boy & girl in a hotel
boy:I love u
girl:I dnt lov u
boy:Bt i lov u
girl:Bola na nai
boy: Waiter
Hmara alag alag bil le k ana
girl: Acha na I lov u 2. *
ali_19 2.04.09 - 12:12pm
Father: if u pass in exams,i'll gift u 1 cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles
son: why?
Father: faer mera puttar dukan kholy ga cyclan di... *
ali_19 2.04.09 - 12:13pm
Girl: Sardar ji aap k paas mobile hai to phir aap ne LETTER kion bheja...?
Sardar: Oye main ne tujhe phone kia tha,
par kisi larki ne kaha PLZ TRY LETTER..@ *
ali_19 2.04.09 - 12:14pm
Sardar's theory!
Moon is more important than Sun becz it gives light at night when the light is needed while Sun gives light at day time when the light is not needed *
kashish8 2.04.09 - 12:26pm ali bro. *
cng 6.04.09 - 03:21pm
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
*
cng 6.04.09 - 03:26pm
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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ali_19 7.04.09 - 05:55am
Teacher: Btaye'n
KHUSH FEHMI Kia
Hoti Hy ?
Student: Sir Peeche
Dekhe'n Miss Ap ko
Bla Rhi Hyn
Sir Ne Dekha To Koi Ni
Tha
Studnt: Sir YE
KHUSH FEHMI hoti he *
ali_19 7.04.09 - 05:57am
An elephant has 5 bananas n he is hungry, bt he doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcoz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next.Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
coz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahahaha. nvr giv up.
one more Q.
Now,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet he cant it.y?
coz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet he cant eat it.y?
caz they r on difrnt chanels.
hehehehehe..
Ok sory.
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet cant eat it.y?
Cmon think
coz TV is off! *
kashish8 7.04.09 - 06:10am ali bro *
cng 7.04.09 - 03:42pm
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
*
ciggar14 7.04.09 - 04:13pm
Angry teacher: sana, this project on my favourite dog is exactly the same as ur brother's! sana: well, ma'am, its the same dog. *
cng 8.04.09 - 11:26am
Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..
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cng 8.04.09 - 11:30am
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Sy shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
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