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Subject: **TEACHER STUDENT JOKES**
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ajnabii 20.11.09 - 01:14pm
Teacher: Water ka Formula Batau
Student: H2 MgCl Nacl HN030
Teacher: Yeh kia hai!!
Student: Sir yeh karachi ka pani hai
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ajnabii 20.11.09 - 01:15pm
Teacher to student: can you define who is a lecturer
student: A Lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is
sleeping
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ajnabii 20.11.09 - 01:16pm
ye exam k rishte b ajeeb hotay hain
sab apne apne naseeb hotay hain
rehte hain jo nigahon se door
salay wohi question compulsory hotay hai
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ajnabii 20.11.09 - 01:24pm
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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ajnabii 22.11.09 - 11:38am
SARDAR JEE ENGLISH K PAPER MAE IN TRANSLATIONS KI WAJA SE FAIL HO GAYE .....................
1. MAE AAM AADMI NAHI HOON
I AM NOT A MANGO MAN
2. SARDA AUR GARMA FRUIT HAIN
COLDA AND HOTA ARE FRUIT
3. MUJE BHI ENGLISH AATI HAI
ENGLISH COMES TO ME ALSO
4. DO AUR DO BARABAR CHAAR
GIVE AND GIVE IS EQUAL TO FOUR
5. MAE TALLUQ (BELONG) HARI PUR HAZARA SE HAE
I AM BELONG TO GREEN PUR THOUSANDA
6. SARAK PER GOLIYAN CHAL RAHI HAIN
TABLETS ARE WALKING ON THE ROAD
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zakkhan 24.12.09 - 05:28pm
TEACHER: TO STUDENT
TUM BDE HOKAR KYA KROGE
STUDENT: SHAADI
TEACHER: MERA MATLAB HAI TUM BADE HO KAR KYA BANOGE.
ST: DULHA
TC: NAHI MERA MATLAB TUM KYA HASIL KAROGE
ST:DULHAN
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ajnabii 24.12.09 - 06:45pm
bhoht achay zkhan paji skul yad kra dia apne jab ham bhi aaisey he answ dia krte c te phir mola bukhus naal sadhi dulai hondi c hahahahaha. lo G zkhan bro apke liye joke hay free me kia yaad karo ge ap bhi dude........
1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.
Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.
Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon.
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zakkhan 25.12.09 - 12:26pm
taecher: water ka formula batao.
std:hijklmno
tch:yeh kya hai
std: aap hi ne to kal bataya tha h to o (h2o) *
kashish8 18.03.10 - 04:23pm
Lolz itz so funny zakhan 
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justinmr 2.04.10 - 06:59am
Tcha: mak a sentence using da word pen. student: ma is in ua hand. Tcha slaped him & asked wht was dat. Da student said 'i 4got 2 put spac btn pen and is *
ryk.6c 13.04.10 - 03:31pm
teacher! ager dil se dua ki jai to puri hoti hai!
s2dnt. rehne do madam ager aisa hota to ap meri wife hoteen. *
ryk.6c 13.04.10 - 03:33pm
teacher! dunya gool hai!
papu: ap kehti ho to man leta hun
lekin dada kehty hain dunya bari bhan chod hai? 
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ryk.6c 13.04.10 - 03:35pm
TCHR! kiss ko sntnce main use karo k kiss b ho jai or nam b na ai:
s2dnt: subha subha gf se bohot mun mari hoie. *
ryk.6c 13.04.10 - 03:37pm
TEACHER/ btao choza anday se kaise bahir aata hai?
pathan s2dnt mis pehly mujhy ye batao wo anday k andar kaise geya: *
vaneeeza 14.04.10 - 07:19am
Hahaha. *
